nolifejim's definitions

barney

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!

barney ate my son

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

diaper

they are literally portable shit collectors.

diaper in a sentence.

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Fart

A fart is that you feel in your pants and sometimes turns into a diarrhoea.

"Boi u took a loud fart!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.

yo mama

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

word

a word is what i'm writing and is completely useless to this website because words are words. if you cant spell call the mega police!!

this is a word

by nolifejim November 23, 2020