mac deez

wanna come eat at mac deez?
by nobody else here March 21, 2017
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dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.
i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.
by nobody else here April 25, 2017
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cop in

a thing u do right after copping out because you realize you really fucked up, or you just want to do the right thing even if it isnt something major.
i felt like skipping school cus of a new gta game that came out and i wanted to buy it as it was just released but i then i copped in when i got down to the store a block from the school. how i got caught, well almost did was when i made it to the highway, i seen a cop in his car havin his coffee in the store parking lot. i was gonna try to go around, but i resisted. but i managed to get behind a bush real quick before he seen me, then he left the parking lot to go back to the police station. then i ran back to the school as quick as i could before the bell rang for class to start. no one even found out about all that cus when i got in the school someone noticed i ran alot assuming i accidentally slept in and had to run to school to be there on time. so it all turned out well. i live in a town with like 3k ppl so there wasnt any cops along there till i made it to the store.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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wank in the can

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
by nobody else here May 30, 2017
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my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.
my mom and dad called you round eye.
by nobody else here March 21, 2017
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excuse me im talking

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.
i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!
by nobody else here May 29, 2017
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cranked one

mastribated furiously.
i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.
by nobody else here April 22, 2017
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