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dan is a pdf! watch out!
PDF by nobody else here October 24, 2017

i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
a thing u do right after copping out because you realize you really fucked up, or you just want to do the right thing even if it isnt something major.
i felt like skipping school cus of a new gta game that came out and i wanted to buy it as it was just released but i then i copped in when i got down to the store a block from the school. how i got caught, well almost did was when i made it to the highway, i seen a cop in his car havin his coffee in the store parking lot. i was gonna try to go around, but i resisted. but i managed to get behind a bush real quick before he seen me, then he left the parking lot to go back to the police station. then i ran back to the school as quick as i could before the bell rang for class to start. no one even found out about all that cus when i got in the school someone noticed i ran alot assuming i accidentally slept in and had to run to school to be there on time. so it all turned out well. i live in a town with like 3k ppl so there wasnt any cops along there till i made it to the store.
cop in by nobody else here October 23, 2017

fake sub 

a sub on YouTube or other social media sites that isn't authentic, meaning someone subbed with an alt account.
i got a fake sub from Anna when i checked my email last night before i went to bed. she already subbed me a week ago.
fake sub by nobody else here October 23, 2017

set ur own bedtime 

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

fraderday 

guy 1: what day is it?

guy 2: its fraderday!
fraderday by nobody else here October 22, 2017

ball bleed 

a thing u get when ur balls are so itchy to where they bleed from itching too much.
i had ball bleed from accidentally falling into poison ivy while taking a shit in the forest.
ball bleed by nobody else here October 21, 2017