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wambeedo

a nickname to replace the name Valentino.

person 1: hi wambeedo.

perrson 2: oh hi!

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

p-star 7

a made up character in spongebob episode "bulletin board" that keeps writing bad comments about the krusty krab.

man i love that p-star 7 .

by nobody else here April 25, 2017

ball bleed

a thing u get when ur balls are so itchy to where they bleed from itching too much.

i had ball bleed from accidentally falling into poison ivy while taking a shit in the forest.

by nobody else here October 21, 2017

ripped ass

Farting very loudly

I ripped ass in class and got everyone crackin up.

by nobody else here April 17, 2017