nobody else here's definitions

plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.

i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.

by nobody else here May 27, 2018

meat locker

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.

manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!

by nobody else here April 24, 2018

cringedemic

When something popular is actually cringe and no one realizes untill it's too late, basically an epidemic spread over the internet

Friend: makes t**Tok video
Me: dude stop that it's hella cringe
Friend: wdym it's just a dance
Me: but it's from that dumb app pls dont. that song too, now u ruined it for me. I can't believe I'm loosing my only friend to this cringedemic ☹️

by nobody else here August 18, 2020

tard

a word meaning tarder sauce.

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce

by nobody else here August 18, 2020

bomb the bowl

to have explosive diarrhea.

im gonna go bomb the bowl, brb.

by nobody else here September 20, 2017

fidget fuck

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

skinny dicking

to go skinny dipping and peein in mid air as u approach the water.

i accidentally peed on my parents when i got caught in the middle of skinny dicking.

by nobody else here September 24, 2017