niggman star33's definitions

stungover

verb. Resembles the symptoms of a hangover induced by alcohol consumption. These include but are not limited to, being in a state of lower consciousness, extreme nausea, and tension headaches. Being stungover, however is induced after a night of smoking marajuana.

Oh, man i'm so fucken stungover i feel stupid like a illiterate nigga.

by niggman star33 November 5, 2011

not hot enuff to be this stupid

a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"

john, "I'm the DDD tonight."

FB (fat bitch) "what's that?"
john, "the designated drunk driver! Good god woman you are not hot enuff to be this stupid

by niggman star33 August 24, 2011

LANE FLUID

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.

No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.

by niggman star33 June 14, 2024

The Irvine effect

a phenomenon in which a normal person moves or spends prolonged time in Irvine and becomes increasingly angry, lowers his or her standards, and starts to hate all types of people.

why are you so angry? cause the Irvine effect. I'd rather tortured by the chinese communist, than see them here in Irvine.

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011

face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

by niggman star33 October 5, 2011