Definitions by nige

chewed orange 

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

chewed orange by Nige September 18, 2003

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

butchers dog by nige September 18, 2003

Eartha Kitt 

Shit, Dump

I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha

Eartha Kitt by Nige September 17, 2003

poachers sack 

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

poachers sack by Nige September 17, 2003

royal wipe 

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

royal wipe by Nige September 17, 2003