walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)
could i have some Walker's Crisps Please
by Nige December 21, 2004
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poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina
you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !
by Nige September 17, 2003
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scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.
"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead
by Nige November 14, 2004
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gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably
the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours
by Nige September 18, 2003
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Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.
I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...
by Nige March 31, 2004
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