186 definitions by nicole

happy trail

A super sexy line of hair, usually on males, that runs from the navel to the 'genitals.' When I say super sexy, it's only super sexy on guys...not girls...

I told him I liked his happy trail and he asked me if I wanted to see it all...

by nicole March 12, 2004

marry my dog

to give a boy head

Damn girl you're hot, do you want to marry my dog?

by nicole April 15, 2005

life

an obstacle that no one can get through

"I suck at life."

by nicole February 16, 2004

geico

-to do/say something completely irrelevent
-when something irrelevent happens

can be used as a noun, verb, or an adjective.

definition derived from geico insurance's advertising methods

-Let's get pizza. I love pizza.
-Don't you hate George Bush? He is a big pussy.
-...You geicoed it.

*While peacefully walking down the street, a naked man frantically runs out of a fancy restaurant screaming* "Dude, what a geico." or "That was geico."

That's so geico

by nicole April 14, 2005

crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

by nicole November 28, 2003

Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.

Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch

by nicole February 7, 2004

cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.

Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!

by nicole September 19, 2003