nick's definitions

epakfokfal

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.

Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.

by Nick December 19, 2004

fun

fun, is getting really stoned

wanna have fun...then his this J

by Nick March 3, 2005

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004

Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

by Nick April 10, 2004

symphony girl

Elegant and fashionable; classy; an arousingly and physically attractive woman with sweet sexual desire. Sweet to an excess; cloying.

Damn, i want to make love to a symphony girl. That girl is super sweet looking with a sort of classy and fashionable element to her. She also looks kind of tuff and rugged, almost like a j. crew/giardelli chocolate catalog girl with a buffalo stance tendency.

by nick October 2, 2007

roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

cmm

A scarlet pimp so rich he is quimby rodriguez the KOP and man of millions, i.e. man with millions of dollars, all in cash

Quimby Rodrieguez

by Nick November 3, 2003