nick's definitions

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

haulh

A way to say COCK with a fake german accent

"Suck my haulh!!!!!!!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

behemith

A giant, large, or oversized man. can also be described as BIG, or beastly.

I was standing on the sidewalk, and all of a sudden i was approaced by some BEHEMITH OF A MAN and was placed in a berlap sack and beaten til' I was blue in the face.

by Nick March 30, 2005

Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 1, 2005

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 3, 2005

splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005

fur burgers

Yeah its from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle

its reall a very very hair pussy... aka the "fur" part of it

The quote is really "Dude yeah im hungry for burgers, FUR BURGERS!"

by Nick April 5, 2005