171 definitions by nicholas d
Short for avatar, i.e. a computer representation of a person. Cannot be used as a short form for the movie "Avatar."
Lloyd: "Dude, stop making your av crouch over my av's corpse like he's taking a dump on it. That move's getting old."
Harry: "Sorry, not happening. Cleveland steamer comin' right up!"
Lloyd: "Hey man, have you seen 'Av' yet?"
Harry: "What the hell is 'Av'? 'Avenue Q'? Avril Lavigne? 'Alien vs. Predator'?"
Lloyd: "No, 'Avatar' obviously."
Harry: "Sorry dude, as an officer of the grammar police I'm going to have to cite you on that illegal abbreviation. You can pay me the $100 fine anytime."
Lloyd: "What? I don't owe you..."
Harry: (pulls out gun) "Break yo self, fool!"
Harry: "Sorry, not happening. Cleveland steamer comin' right up!"
Lloyd: "Hey man, have you seen 'Av' yet?"
Harry: "What the hell is 'Av'? 'Avenue Q'? Avril Lavigne? 'Alien vs. Predator'?"
Lloyd: "No, 'Avatar' obviously."
Harry: "Sorry dude, as an officer of the grammar police I'm going to have to cite you on that illegal abbreviation. You can pay me the $100 fine anytime."
Lloyd: "What? I don't owe you..."
Harry: (pulls out gun) "Break yo self, fool!"
by nicholas d September 9, 2011
An acronym for Pay Out Of Pocket. Refers to something that insurance (typically health insurance) doesn't cover.
That's a pretty sweet colostomy bag, but I'm not going to POOP for it!
Doctor: "Your rectum is blocked and we need to operate. Unfortunately your insurance doesn't cover it. You need to POOP."
Patient: "No shit I need to take a crap. Get in there and operate, dude!"
Doctor: "No, not crap. POOP."
Patient: "Same thing. Crap, poop, shit, drop a deuce, take a dump, drop off the Cleveland Browns at the Super Bowl, same thing."
Doctor: "Never mind. I'll send you the bill."
Doctor: "Your rectum is blocked and we need to operate. Unfortunately your insurance doesn't cover it. You need to POOP."
Patient: "No shit I need to take a crap. Get in there and operate, dude!"
Doctor: "No, not crap. POOP."
Patient: "Same thing. Crap, poop, shit, drop a deuce, take a dump, drop off the Cleveland Browns at the Super Bowl, same thing."
Doctor: "Never mind. I'll send you the bill."
by nicholas d December 18, 2013
A combination nanny state and anarchy: A government that cracks down on trivial everyday things while letting actual criminals run rampant, failing to prosecute serious crimes. Example: San Francisco 2020 under DA Chesa Boudin.
John was caught breaking into fifty cars, dealing crack to kids, and stabbing a cop. The San Francisco DA let him off with $1 bail for these silly but harmless shenanigans. But then they caught him drinking through a plastic straw rather than a compostable one while celebrating his release, and sentenced him to 20 years in maximum security prison for committing such a serious felony. Just another victim of the nannarchy...
by nicholas d February 1, 2020
An abbreviation for Deutsche Bank AG, a German bank. The bank does not resent being called this - they actually use it in their official legal documents.
Paul: "Remember that German guy Wolfgang Schneidelberger from college?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
by nicholas d March 3, 2008
To throughly own or school someone. A way to measure whether someone has been taken to the house is whether it would be appropriate to inquire of the person in question: "How's your hole?" If asking such a question would indeed be befitting of the situation, then that person has indeed been taken to the house.
A heart-warming children's story to demonstrate the meaning of "take to the house":
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.
Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.
Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
by nicholas d November 23, 2007
Slang for any shitty or macrobrewed beer. Comes from the expression "dilly dilly" from the famous Bud Light ads.
Guy: "Hey man, I picked up a case of Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat."
Dude: "Di-fucking-sgusting."
Guy: "What? I thought you liked that beer."
Dude: "Psssht, maybe in 2009. Ever since AB-InBev bought them that beer is straight-up dilly."
Dude: "Di-fucking-sgusting."
Guy: "What? I thought you liked that beer."
Dude: "Psssht, maybe in 2009. Ever since AB-InBev bought them that beer is straight-up dilly."
by nicholas d November 19, 2018
A dysphemism for shampoo
Dude: "Do you know why they call it shampoo?"
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
by nicholas d April 19, 2018