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A night when you go straight for the hard stuff because you're in it to get wasted, not just to get a slight buzz. A country term, often used when one is getting over a stressful occurrence.
"Is it a whiskey night, or just a couple beers? I mean what kinda gone are we talkin' 'bout here?" -Chris Cagle, "What Kinda Gone"
Son (prancing in): "Hey dad, guess what, I'm GAAAAAAY! Meet my new boyfriend, Jean-Claude."
Dad: "Oh lord, looks like this is gonna be a whiskey night..."
Son (prancing in): "Hey dad, guess what, I'm GAAAAAAY! Meet my new boyfriend, Jean-Claude."
Dad: "Oh lord, looks like this is gonna be a whiskey night..."
by Nicholas D May 9, 2008
Get the whiskey night mug.An abbreviation for Deutsche Bank AG, a German bank. The bank does not resent being called this - they actually use it in their official legal documents.
Paul: "Remember that German guy Wolfgang Schneidelberger from college?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
by Nicholas D March 3, 2008
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Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
by Nicholas D May 8, 2009
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by Nicholas D October 22, 2009
Get the up a storm mug.A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.
Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."
by Nicholas D December 18, 2012
Get the that's what he didn't say mug.Code name for Cell Block Death Row, the most hardcore cell block in a maximum security prison. This is not a place for the weak - prison rapes and beatings are common. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self." Based on a phonetic alphabet (for example, A = Alpha, B = Baker, C = Charlie, D = Denver, E = Echo, etc).
"They send ya to Charlie Baker Denver Row
Now they runnin' up in ya slow"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Now they runnin' up in ya slow"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
by Nicholas D March 13, 2009
Get the Charlie Baker Denver Row mug.A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
by Nicholas D September 25, 2008
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