nicK's definitions

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

slam and jam

a thing made popular in my school. every wedsday was slam and jam wendsday any one with books in there hands where to get them slammed out of there hands , a slam and jam the jam was mostly the punch afterward when your trying to pick your books up

(hit books from other persons hands)"Slam and jam bitch !!"

by Nick February 19, 2004

montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.

montrose is already there.

by nick December 11, 2003

woo-woo

Gullible people. People who believe any conspiracy theory with bad proof. Also used to refer to the religious, esp. Christian Apologists.

"What is that woo-woo talking about now!"

by Nick January 30, 2004

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

by nick May 9, 2005

Thong

What comes out when someone with a lisp tries to say the word "song"

give me back the CD, i want to put a thong on

by nick May 1, 2003

snitch

n. vagina, vag, snatch, twat, beaver, roast beef, clam, mound, something.

I lost my mojo and went out on a bender in search of some snitch.

I ate snitch last night.

by nick June 1, 2009