nicK's definitions

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

Of the Fa Rizzal

A basketball move in which player A throws the basketball at player B's ribs. Then as the ball bounces back to Player A then performs an off the heezy (throws the ball off player B's head) then drives in and dunks it (or lays it up)

Of the Fa Rizzal Biotch!!

by Nick January 3, 2004

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

</yourself>

Literall translation: "end yourself". Used most commonly on Internet Message Boards.

Would you please </yourself>

by Nick December 22, 2003

f.u.c.a.

acronym; fat upper cunt area

Look at the stomach on her; she has one huge f.u.c.a.

by Nick January 29, 2005

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008

franny

Invented by Nick S., it was the result of a typo while he was typing "granny"; accidentally misplacing the 'g' with an 'f'. Originally meant to mean "fat granny", it was horribly distorted and now basically means anything. It also spawned "fat language", in which the user replaces the beginning or middle set of letters with an 'fr'.

Franny>>

"Whoa, watch out for the franny down the street!"

"Shut your franny!"

*Fat Language>>

retard > fretard
fantastic > frantastic
muffin > fruffin
cheese > freese (..you get the point..)

by Nick May 13, 2004