nicK's definitions

grub

A person who seeks what they see by insistent solicitation and entreaty. Characterized by some presumption that they have a right to possess what they see even if it is yours. A grub will often consistently nag you if they really want what you got. Sometimes the only defence to a grub is to tell them to get the hell away from you and to get their own.

normal person: Hey check out my new Mickey Mantle baseball card.
grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!

by nick April 9, 2006

box

Taters 83 ford fairmont. FEAR THE BOX CHEVY BOY!! Full tube chassis with a turbocharged 472 cubic inch ford big block. 1500 horsepower.

Tators out cruisin in the box again. shit!!! he just ate that blown camaro away. Did you hear that... I think that guy is crying because that turbo displaces more air than his entire engine.

by nick September 11, 2003

yoonts

the word "yes" in the language of slurs

Omar: Dude did you get a mad duck phuck last night?

Nick: YOONTS!

by Nick February 8, 2005

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

crickey

an explicitive to express ones surprise or happiness

crickey mate your pants are on fire

by Nick June 10, 2003

ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

by Nick October 18, 2003