neil's definitions

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

by Neil June 20, 2006

lienrrrg

An ancient tiawanese slang word which quite simply translates into english as 'cool dude'. Can also have a seperate meaning 'amazing at scrabble'

'wow, i love you you lienrrrg!!'
'you won, your so lienrrrg!!!'

by Neil May 13, 2005

ekta

A girl with a large booty and possessing a nasty habit of laughing while acting childish.

Wow... watch out for that Ekta over there, she might prank ya

by Neil March 28, 2005

webxprt

A person who is fimiliar with the internet, it's functions, technologies, uses and best business practices.

A customer who purhcases a hosting account from webxprt.com is considered a webxprt, a savy Internet shopper.

by Neil December 3, 2003

chizafied

when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.

matt was so chizafied that we finally found out where jimmy hoffa's body has been buried.

by Neil March 12, 2005

madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.

Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.

by Neil September 14, 2003