33 definitions by nedd ludd
cour ve (CORE vah) noun, from Yiddish-1. any not Jewish woman that is a whore, slut, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
Rose: I know it's none of my business, but is that Eugene with that courve Sue?
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!
Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!
Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!
Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!
Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
by nedd ludd August 7, 2005
(fore LAY-ter) noun. term for any amount of food wrapped up in foil or plastic wrap with or without a paper plate and given to one by a Jewish Mother for consumption at some point in the future
Jewish Mother: What? You think I'm trying to poison you already!?
Nebbish: No, I loved your kugel. I ate six helpings.
Jewish Mother: It was five but who's counting. Here let me fix you some for later.
Nebbish: That would be lovely. Thank you.
Nebbish: No, I loved your kugel. I ate six helpings.
Jewish Mother: It was five but who's counting. Here let me fix you some for later.
Nebbish: That would be lovely. Thank you.
by nedd ludd September 20, 2005
(igd) v. abbreviation for 'ignored'
Dude: I tried to hit on Sue but she igged me and just walked away.
Other Dude: So?
Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.
Other Dude: So?
Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.
by nedd ludd August 23, 2005
(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.
Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.
by nedd ludd September 20, 2005
(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher
by nedd ludd August 23, 2005
(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
by nedd ludd August 8, 2005
Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?
by nedd ludd September 23, 2005