215 definitions by nate

WTZ

Not an acronim for anything but is said when you want someone to calm down.

Hey man youre getting worked up, wtz, calm down, dont worry about it.

by nate April 1, 2005

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by nate June 13, 2003

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005

shplabam

an exclamation normally used in poker after winning a hand that seemed impossible

i just got a straight. SHPLABAM!

by nate February 26, 2005

Pisswangle

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.

"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."

by nate December 13, 2004

Club Fed

a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)

If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.

by nate June 10, 2003

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by nate March 11, 2005