ix86

noun - common

Central processing units that base their core design on the Intel 80386, "I386", architecture.

These include, yet are not limited to the Athlon, Pentium, Duron, Celeron, K6, Cyrix486 and IBM-PC microprocessor families.

noun - proper

Intel processors using a design derived from the 80386 architecture.

The most commonly used architecture for microprocessors today, the ix86's days are coming to an end with the rise of 64bit processors.

by Nate January 31, 2004

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by Nate June 13, 2003

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005

shplabam

an exclamation normally used in poker after winning a hand that seemed impossible

i just got a straight. SHPLABAM!

by nate February 26, 2005

dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

by nate August 28, 2003

space-basing

the act of smoking a mixture of crack cocaine and pcp, causing an intense, but spaced out high.

watch out for those crazy headbangers, i know they were space-basing

by nate March 18, 2005

metros

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.

Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.

by Nate April 26, 2005