nasty nate's definitions

open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003

speed freak

someone hopped up on amphetamines

"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"

by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

PennDOT

acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks

That road crew spent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!

by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003

pyropedohomonecrobeastiality

slaughtering and setting fire to a physically immature animal (of the same sex as you) before fucking its corpse

This muthafucker ain't one of us! I saw him commit pyropedohomonecrobestiality on a goat!

by Nasty Nate June 5, 2003

twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

five oh

the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"

Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!

by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003