open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

by Nasty Nate October 02, 2003

butt plug

an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke

Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

PennDOT

acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks

That road crew spent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!

by Nasty Nate October 02, 2003

tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

pyropedohomonecrobeastiality

slaughtering and setting fire to a physically immature animal (of the same sex as you) before fucking its corpse

This muthafucker ain't one of us! I saw him commit pyropedohomonecrobestiality on a goat!

by Nasty Nate June 05, 2003

five oh

the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"

Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!

by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

trailer park skank

A slutty, uneducated, fat, smelly three-toothed woman who lives in a trailer park and fucks every man who so much as pays attention to her. Trailer park skanks have at least 5 kids by 5 different men and no jobs. They are the epitome of white trash and collect welfare checks.

I wouldn't fuck that trailer park skank with a stolen schlong! She is liable to give me an STD!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003