nastina's definitions

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

glamour shots

A place in the mall where ugly girls go to get thier picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture.After the glamour shots treatment, most girls leave with photos making them look like ugly drag queens instead of mere ugly girls.

"OMG, I started laughing when Nicole showed me her glamour shots.I just couldn't keep it in, she really thinks she's cute!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Karrine Steffans

aka Superhead, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen".

Karrine Steffans is despicable!!!!

by nastina June 11, 2006

Hell to the no

Something to say instead of 'hell no' that is funny because it sounds so stupid.
Popularized by Whitney Houston on 'Being Bobby Brown'.

I say-"Crack is whack."
Whitney says-"Hell to the no!"

by Nastina August 29, 2005

dicky-doo

When the fat guy's belly sticks out more than his dicky-doo!

'Look at Chubbs over there...I bet he got a dicky-doo!'

by Nastina August 31, 2005

niggarows

1-cornrows
2-negro, nigga

1-"Hook me up with some tightass niggarows!"
2-"What's crackalackin, niggarow?"

by Nastina August 31, 2005