Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
by mysticklemom April 17, 2021
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Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
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Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 04, 2021
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Snuffication

smothering new ideas and fresh perspectives by overwhelming them with demands, obstacles, rigid rules, and outright hostility, fully and enthusiastically expressed, so hard and fast that EVERYTHING, "NEW," gets snuffed-out before it's ever fully-formed and presented.
#BlackLivesMatter actually started back in 2015, but the first wave of the movement died of snuffication, from the wealthy investors, as usual.
by mysticklemom June 12, 2020
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Quaranthing

By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.
OMG, I need to get my hair cut! When is this Quaranthing gonna be OVER?!
by mysticklemom April 28, 2020
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Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
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Yawntrepreneurs

Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.
Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?

Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.

Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
by mysticklemom April 23, 2021
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