mystery man's definitions

Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Figurative language

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

villian

Kejardon's misspelling of 'villain'.

<Kejardon> That goes against the Villian's handbook

by Mystery Man February 7, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

What happens when you misuse the knowledge revealed by a genius.

President Bush would like to use Nuclear Weapons to take over the world.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

sarcasuim

1.) What happens when you type too fast.
2.) What happens when you can't spell.
3.) What happens when you're drunk and start dancing on the keyboard.

That sarcasuim really helped me, man.

by Mystery Man February 3, 2003

ugotit

Name of the #6 Horse at Arlington Heights Race Track in Illinois where his name was screamed as "You go Tit" in front of a croud by a small boy, won $0.00, came in last place

Ugotit baby!

by Mystery Man November 14, 2003

The Last Great Console

SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Person 1: Still playing The Last Great Console?
Person 2: Never stopped.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003