mystery man's definitions

fruity

a person who acts gay or is gay

wow Erin amd Tiffany are being fruity today.

by mystery man March 20, 2004

Happiness

The ideal that all seek but few find.

Did you see how much happiness there was in that movie? It made me want to puke.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

sarcasuim

1.) What happens when you type too fast.
2.) What happens when you can't spell.
3.) What happens when you're drunk and start dancing on the keyboard.

That sarcasuim really helped me, man.

by Mystery Man February 3, 2003

Final Flash

The ultimate act of ass-kicking.

Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

What happens when you misuse the knowledge revealed by a genius.

President Bush would like to use Nuclear Weapons to take over the world.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

ugotit

Name of the #6 Horse at Arlington Heights Race Track in Illinois where his name was screamed as "You go Tit" in front of a croud by a small boy, won $0.00, came in last place

Ugotit baby!

by Mystery Man November 14, 2003

Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003