Name of the #6 Horse at Arlington Heights Race Track in Illinois where his name was screamed as "You go Tit" in front of a croud by a small boy, won $0.00, came in last place
When wasted girls show their tits on UNO on xbox live for no apparent reason. The best way to get a girl to show her tits is win a round, and say, "SHOW ME YOUR TITS HO."
I saw these wicked awesome unotits last night, and wanked off to them for half an hour.
Any shoe you encourage your girlfriend to wear instead of those trendy stupid eskimo boots that girls think are cute and guys think are the lamest fashion trend.
Ugstitues can be a gift, a demand, a request, a necessary substitute for the boots you hid or disposed of without your girlfriend's consent.
Those chicks look like Dog sled captians with those big furry boots, now she'd be bangin if she would put on a pair of ugstitutes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.