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troutmuffin

When a women has a yeast infection and does not take care of it with prescription ointment, OR when a women has a venereal disease of any sort and does not wash that twat frequently.

Yo man, I got desperate yesterday, I called Sharice and ate the troutmuffin, that shit was NAAAAASSSTTYYYYYY

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

moletrigger

Slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent.

Bill pulled the moletrigger on Harry the hamster.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

pussky

Popeye's term in reference to Olive Oyl's vagina

Well blow me down, I thought that Olive's pussky was the Sea Hag!

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

rawdog

Inserting your penis into a woman's orafice with no rubber.

Andrew fucked tigger rawdog last night in the rump.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

swarzkopf

being harmfully overtaken by an obese male

Ruth: I was running and running but i couldn't escape him. Its almost like he knew he was going to swarzkopf me. I couldnt beleive it, he destroyed my uterus.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

lominous

when a man's penis is inverted from the urethra out in an unorderly fashion.

FUCK!!!!! Carl's dick is lominous!

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

tramp napkin

a any female sanitary napkin that has been used enough to be discarded.

The other day I tripped on a tramp napkin walking on the streets, it was all bloody and funky and shit and it fucked up my shoes.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005