Skip to main content

Definitions by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows

beaver box 

normally found in any female bathrooms, the box located aside the toilet used to dispose of tramp napkins.
My boss had me clean the beaver box and i didnt wear gloves.
Inserting your penis into a woman's orafice with no rubber.
Andrew fucked tigger rawdog last night in the rump.

troutmuffin 

When a women has a yeast infection and does not take care of it with prescription ointment, OR when a women has a venereal disease of any sort and does not wash that twat frequently.
Yo man, I got desperate yesterday, I called Sharice and ate the troutmuffin, that shit was NAAAAASSSTTYYYYYY

lominous 

when a man's penis is inverted from the urethra out in an unorderly fashion.
FUCK!!!!! Carl's dick is lominous!

moletrigger 

Slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent.
Bill pulled the moletrigger on Harry the hamster.

atomic heinz 

When a women is on her rag (period) and she queefs and blood spatters upon her undergarments or anything that is near at the time being.
Cindy was flowin and i pulled out and she atomic heinzed all over my walls and it looked like someone committed suicide.

naughty gomez 

to rub shit upon ones upper lip, (see dirty sanchez)
I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was funky, i almost felt bad for her.