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Hipster Lumberjack

A lumberjack that has hair that touches his shoulders. The Hipster Lumberjack also wears plaid, owns guns, and votes republican.
We have a Hipster Lumberjack across the street. Get your shotguns!
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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SPAS-12

The SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun that is currently manufactured by the Italian firearms company 'Franchi'. IT is used in several video games, including the infamous Modern Warfare 2. This weapon is frowned upon in online gameplay because of its n00by range and damage.
Guy1 - Damn it! Little bastard with the SPAS-12.

Guy2 - I know, this guy is a n00b.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Poke-Her Poker

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....
I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....
by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011
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Intervention

The only bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Untied States Armed Forces. This weapon is famous for its high damage, accuracy, and range capabilities. This weapon fires a CheyTac very-low-drag spin round effective at up to 3000 yards. This weapon is ideal for the US because it scores very high for 4/5 criteria: Range, Accuracy, Damage, and Mobility. Since the weapon is bolt-action, it scores low for fire rate. This weapon is overall the best sniper rifle to date.
2,100 more Interventions are being deployed tomorrow...
by MW2 Freak January 8, 2011
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Ginger Army

Osama Bin Ladden's infamous Ginger Army. The gingers jump out of airplanes with backpacks filled with explosives. Osama Bin Ladden's 3rd Suicide Division is loaded with gingers.
Shit! Shit! Osama's Ginger Army is raiding!!!!
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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UMP45

A weapon used in Modern Warfare 2. This weapon is commonly used with a silencer. With a high fire rate, high damage, and high mobility, this gun is overused and overpowered. This weapon is frowned upon in online matches.
I hate this n00b using the UMP45. Annoying as hell...
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Stopping Power

A perk in the Call of Duty series. It has been included in all games with the exception of Call of Duty: Black Ops. This perk increases bullet damage by 40%. Generally frowned upon when used in online game modes.
Damn, I just got killed by some n00b with Stopping Power.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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