eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 07, 2010

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 21, 2010

punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

by mvolfman July 25, 2011

permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

by mvolfman December 02, 2010