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fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.
I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.
by mvolfman June 11, 2016
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foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?
by mvolfman January 22, 2013
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permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!
by mvolfman February 25, 2011
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punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
by mvolfman July 25, 2011
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