mvolfman's definitions
Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 13, 2010
Get the failtardedmug. To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
Get the failticulatemug. A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
by mvolfman February 25, 2011
Get the permagrainemug. A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.
by mvolfman April 5, 2011
Get the college soapmug.