mvolfman's definitions

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

by mvolfman July 10, 2010

phrasecabulary

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.

You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.

by mvolfman July 20, 2010

dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.

Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!

by mvolfman May 13, 2011

worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.

Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

by mvolfman May 25, 2011

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

by mvolfman October 29, 2010

soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.

by mvolfman May 8, 2010