drunkbattle

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.

by mvolfman April 28, 2010

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 22, 2010

soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.

by mvolfman May 08, 2010

phrasecabulary

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.

You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.

by mvolfman July 19, 2010

failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

by mvolfman July 10, 2010

fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.

I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.

by mvolfman April 13, 2016

Inflatablebedover

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.

Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.

by mvolfman December 12, 2010