Definitions by mvolfman

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

colonicbag by mvolfman October 29, 2010

people hoarder 

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

people hoarder by mvolfman October 4, 2010

phrasecabulary 

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.

You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.

phrasecabulary by mvolfman July 20, 2010

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

budgetcrastinating 

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

budgetcrastinating by mvolfman June 22, 2010

soberchat 

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.

soberchat by mvolfman May 8, 2010