dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!
by mvolfman April 22, 2011
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colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!
by mvolfman October 22, 2010
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college soap

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.
Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.
by mvolfman March 20, 2011
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Inflatablebedover

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.
Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.
by mvolfman December 12, 2010
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drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."
by mvolfman April 15, 2010
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worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.
by mvolfman May 02, 2011
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permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!
by mvolfman February 07, 2011
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