failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

by mvolfman July 10, 2010

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

by mvolfman October 29, 2010

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 4, 2010

drunkbattle

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.

by mvolfman April 28, 2010

snowrricane

A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.

That snowrricane that hit NYC was pretty epic.

by mvolfman December 29, 2010

permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

by mvolfman December 2, 2010

college soap

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.

Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.

by mvolfman April 5, 2011