drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

by mvolfman October 29, 2010

fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.

I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.

by mvolfman June 11, 2016

drunkbattle

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.

by mvolfman April 28, 2010

snowrricane

A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.

That snowrricane that hit NYC was pretty epic.

by mvolfman December 29, 2010

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 04, 2010

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 22, 2010