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by mvolfman July 8, 2010
Get the receptionize mug.To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
Get the failticulate mug.You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.
by mvolfman July 20, 2010
Get the phrasecabulary mug.The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
by mvolfman May 13, 2011
Get the dumpaversary mug.The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
by mvolfman May 25, 2011
Get the worklifting mug.The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
by mvolfman October 29, 2010
Get the colonicbag mug.Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.
Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
by mvolfman May 8, 2010
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