mvolfman's definitions

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 21, 2010

worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.

Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

by mvolfman May 25, 2011

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 22, 2010

drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

unforz

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

by mvolfman December 19, 2010

drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

by mvolfman July 25, 2011