people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!
by mvolfman October 04, 2010
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soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.
by mvolfman May 08, 2010
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phrasecabulary

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.
You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.
by mvolfman July 19, 2010
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failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
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fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.
I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.
by mvolfman April 13, 2016
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failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 12, 2010
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snowrricane

A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.
That snowrricane that hit NYC was pretty epic.
by mvolfman December 29, 2010
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