eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010

fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.

I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.

by mvolfman June 11, 2016

soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.

by mvolfman May 8, 2010

phrasecabulary

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.

You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.

by mvolfman July 20, 2010

Inflatablebedover

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.

Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

by mvolfman April 5, 2011

dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.

Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!

by mvolfman May 13, 2011