Definitions by mvolfman
fun money
Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.
foodcrastinating
The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
foodcrastinating by mvolfman January 22, 2013
punishment party
A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.
A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
punishment party by mvolfman July 25, 2011
worklifting
The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
worklifting by mvolfman May 25, 2011
dumpaversary
The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
dumpaversary by mvolfman May 13, 2011
friend night stand
Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?
friend night stand by mvolfman April 5, 2011
college soap
A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.
college soap by mvolfman April 5, 2011