White Rice

Any person of caucasian blood who attemps to imitate his asian counter-parts by either-
A. Buying an import car and performing cheap mods. (see Ricer)
B. Puting parts and stickers intended for use on an import car onto his domestic car. (like seeing a Mustang with a kanji symbol on it)
C. Dating only Asian chicks and any one of the afore-mentioned offenses.

Wow, that blonde dude is driving a supra with a cheap skanky AZN ho. What a White Ricer...

by MVC March 19, 2003

Tally Pipe

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper

Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...

by MVC March 19, 2003

shi shi

urine, urinating- the act of, urinated

I got sprayed with shi shi... I have to go shi shi... I just made shi shi

by MVC November 17, 2003

Water Girl

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

by MVC March 21, 2003

hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

by MVC March 18, 2003

Gayness

Secret Codeword for getting stoned. Just incase the ATF is tapping your phone or bugging your house.

I'm getting down with the gayness!

by MVC March 18, 2003