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Definitions by mvc

Possy Pumper 

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe
Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.
Possy Pumper by MVC March 19, 2003

Tally Pipe 

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper
Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...
Tally Pipe by MVC March 19, 2003

White Rice

Any person of caucasian blood who attemps to imitate his asian counter-parts by either-
A. Buying an import car and performing cheap mods. (see Ricer)
B. Puting parts and stickers intended for use on an import car onto his domestic car. (like seeing a Mustang with a kanji symbol on it)
C. Dating only Asian chicks and any one of the afore-mentioned offenses.
Wow, that blonde dude is driving a supra with a cheap skanky AZN ho. What a White Ricer...
White Rice by MVC March 19, 2003
Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...
moke by MVC March 19, 2003
A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.
Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...
hojeez by MVC March 18, 2003
Secret Codeword for getting stoned. Just incase the ATF is tapping your phone or bugging your house.
Gayness by MVC March 18, 2003