muffington p. weathersby's definitions

Legs

n: the word.

"Legs is the word, so spread the word.

by Muffington P. Weathersby December 9, 2008

faggot ass nidan

n: a fat, greasy, Napolionic ass plug, who practices martial arts at the third grade level.

That faggot ass nidan Vince was really getting ass raped by those girl scouts at WalMart.

by Muffington P. Weathersby August 11, 2008

Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008

Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Chilligraphy

v: the act of lovingly writing someones name in the snow.

Dave: "Hey Cheryl, come check out this chilligraphy... I wrote your name."

Cheryl: "Ewww... why is it brown?"

by muffington p. weathersby March 19, 2010

Polish Flashlight

n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job

by Muffington P. Weathersby March 18, 2010

poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008