wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record
wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed
by mrs tosser August 03, 2025
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lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines
lonely Nigel dreams of having a girlfriend
by mrs tosser August 03, 2025
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nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
by mrs tosser August 03, 2025
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conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend
by mrs tosser August 03, 2025
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down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record
by mrs tosser August 06, 2025
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Nigel womaniser

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing
Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts
by mrs tosser August 03, 2025
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lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
by mrs tosser August 06, 2025
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