Definitions by mrperson123
Hufflepuff
The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!
Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
Hufflepuff by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
Shmecky Puntz
Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017