Default Bestie

When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.

Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"

Mum" isn't he your best friend?"

Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"

by mrperson123 October 10, 2017

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Hufflepuff

The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!

Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Weak Livered Milk Drinker

Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.

Imperial man bumps into a Nord
Nord: Watch it you weak livered milk drinker!!!

by mrperson123 November 2, 2017