When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
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The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.
Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."
Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"
Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."
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An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,
Scenario 1
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!
Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
