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Definitions by mrperson123

Someone who's a moronic tosser. Known to perform cowardly actions like dodging a beetroot.
Flippy is such a tosser! That cowardly moron dodged my beetroot instead of taking it like a man!
Flippy by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Hufflepuff

The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
Hufflepuff by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.
I need to shower, I feel shmecky!
Shmecky by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017