by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
Get the Hazzermug. The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.
Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
by mrperson123 April 11, 2017
Get the Last Resort Friendmug. Someone who you'll act matey with when you're around each other, but you aren't actually friends. Neither of you will actually instigate hanging out nor contact each other. Tends to be someone who you see through a mutual friend, in school, at work, through a group etc.
Tim :Ugh I've got no plans this weekend, all my mates are busy
Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.
Sal: Ah fairs.
Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.
Sal: Ah fairs.
by mrperson123 January 10, 2019
Get the Friendly Acquaintancemug. Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
Get the Hook ya in the gabber m8!mug. Area in London. It's main street is Mill Hill Broadway, which is filled with coffee shops, over priced boutiques, and small chain shops with a crappy selection of everything. Everything closes at 6pm except a shitty pub and a few crappy restaurants. The Broadway is frequented by rich unemployed housewives that gossip about shit. There's no Underground Station, just a lousy Overground one with trains that run far less frequently. Despite Mill Hill being an overall dull area, the road is always busy with constant traffic and nowhere to park. It's way more pricey than the neighbouring Edgware, which is nuts as Edgware has far better amenities and transport links.
Scenario one
Bob: Hey, lets meet up in Mill Hill!
Bill:Ugh no! Mill Hill sucks, there's nothing to do there except go to a crappy coffee shop!
Scenario two
Tom drives to Mill Hill for a business meeting at a coffee shop
Tom: Omg why's there so much bloody traffic here! And why's no nowhere to bloody park! Ugh I hate Mill Hill!
Bob: Hey, lets meet up in Mill Hill!
Bill:Ugh no! Mill Hill sucks, there's nothing to do there except go to a crappy coffee shop!
Scenario two
Tom drives to Mill Hill for a business meeting at a coffee shop
Tom: Omg why's there so much bloody traffic here! And why's no nowhere to bloody park! Ugh I hate Mill Hill!
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
Get the Mill Hillmug. A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.
*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.
Brent: I can't I'm at work.
Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.
Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.
Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.
Brent: I can't I'm at work.
Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.
Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.
Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
by mrperson123 May 7, 2018
Get the High Maintenance Friendmug. Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
by mrperson123 January 30, 2018
Get the Mile High Club Half Membermug.