Definitions by mrperson123
Curvy
The technically definition is a woman with an hour glass figure. However overweight women have taken the term as their own, so nowadays if someone uses the term curvy, its people trying to politely say their fat. On dating profiles fat women will often use the term curvy to describe themselves as its hard to tell if their actually curvy or overweight.
Original Definition: Woah Marilyn Monroe sure was hot and curvy.
New Definition:
Example 1- As a curvy woman I have to shop in plus size shops like Evans.
Example 2- Have you met Alex's new girl? She's a bit on the curvy side.
Example 3- So I'm meeting this girl from Match, shes listed her body type as curvy but all her pictures of selphies that only show her face. Hmm.
New Definition:
Example 1- As a curvy woman I have to shop in plus size shops like Evans.
Example 2- Have you met Alex's new girl? She's a bit on the curvy side.
Example 3- So I'm meeting this girl from Match, shes listed her body type as curvy but all her pictures of selphies that only show her face. Hmm.
Curvy by mrperson123 March 29, 2019
Manchester
Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.
Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
Manchester by mrperson123 January 24, 2019
Two wrongs don't make a right
Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.
Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
Two wrongs don't make a right by mrperson123 January 14, 2019
Friendly Acquaintance
Someone who you'll act matey with when you're around each other, but you aren't actually friends. Neither of you will actually instigate hanging out nor contact each other. Tends to be someone who you see through a mutual friend, in school, at work, through a group etc.
Tim :Ugh I've got no plans this weekend, all my mates are busy
Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.
Sal: Ah fairs.
Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.
Sal: Ah fairs.
Friendly Acquaintance by mrperson123 January 10, 2019
Mill Hill
Area in London. It's main street is Mill Hill Broadway, which is filled with coffee shops, over priced boutiques, and small chain shops with a crappy selection of everything. Everything closes at 6pm except a shitty pub and a few crappy restaurants. The Broadway is frequented by rich unemployed housewives that gossip about shit. There's no Underground Station, just a lousy Overground one with trains that run far less frequently. Despite Mill Hill being an overall dull area, the road is always busy with constant traffic and nowhere to park. It's way more pricey than the neighbouring Edgware, which is nuts as Edgware has far better amenities and transport links.
Scenario one
Bob: Hey, lets meet up in Mill Hill!
Bill:Ugh no! Mill Hill sucks, there's nothing to do there except go to a crappy coffee shop!
Scenario two
Tom drives to Mill Hill for a business meeting at a coffee shop
Tom: Omg why's there so much bloody traffic here! And why's no nowhere to bloody park! Ugh I hate Mill Hill!
Bob: Hey, lets meet up in Mill Hill!
Bill:Ugh no! Mill Hill sucks, there's nothing to do there except go to a crappy coffee shop!
Scenario two
Tom drives to Mill Hill for a business meeting at a coffee shop
Tom: Omg why's there so much bloody traffic here! And why's no nowhere to bloody park! Ugh I hate Mill Hill!
Mill Hill by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
Hook ya in the gabber m8!
Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!
Hook ya in the gabber m8! by mrperson123 December 13, 2018