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Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Group Project

A social experiment done by schools that almost always ends the same. It'll be one of 2 things. A cruel torture that'll give you a horrible realisation about the world, that you can end up doing all the work and someone else can take half the credit. Or it gives you a week to relax, showing you that you can sit on your arse doing fuck all while someone else works their arse off doing your work for you, and you still get half the credit!

While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.

Teacher: Alright class, we're gonna do a group project this week.
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!

by mrperson123 August 31, 2017

Fapentines Day

When you're alone on Valentines Day so you basically spend the day fapping to Porn.

Happy Fapentines Day!

Scenario 1
Marko: So Bryan you got any plans for Valentines Day?
Bryan: It's another Fapentines Day for me Bro. Jen text dumped 5 days ago. So my plans are being holed up in my room and fapping away.

Scenario 2
Anne: Hey Alice you manage to find a date for Valentines?

Alice: Sadly no, It's Fapentines Day for me. I've already bought my lube and charged up my vibrator. Gonna scrounge porn hub later.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Chai Latte

A really gross drink from Starbucks that is also really popular for some reason. It's got tea, coffee, black pepper and cinnamon. How anyone thought that was a good mix is beyond me.

Bob: Hi I'd like to try a chai latte please
Barista: Sure coming up!

*Bob takes a sip*
Bob: Ugh! That's disgusting! People actually pay money for this!? How is this even popular!?

by mrperson123 August 31, 2017

Hazzer

Yiddish term for traif (non kosher) food. Mostly used to refer to ham and bacon.

Tom :Yo Yoni you want a bacon Sarnie?
Yoni: Yeah man pass the hazzer!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020