somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 04, 2010
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Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance
Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010
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Nancy Pelosi

Member of Congress from California who became America's first female Speaker of the House when the Democrats took control of Congress after the 2006 election, the Republicans regained control of Congress in the 2010 election and John Boehner became the new House Speaker, Pelosi continues to serve in Congress as minority leader
As Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi helped push through many key priorities of the Obama Administration including the controversial healthcare reform plan and economic stimulus.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 22, 2011
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P.R.I.

1. Party of the Revolution for Independence

2.Painful Rectal Itch
1.The P.R.I. lead Mexico's revolution for independence from Spain and then ruled Mexico for many years.

2. My hemorrhoids are acting up again, I'm suffering from P.R.I.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 10, 2010
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one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black
Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010
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angry cat edit

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off
My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.
by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010
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politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with
voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"
by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010
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