Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered
Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010
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highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger
I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 07, 2010
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corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people
Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 02, 2010
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orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)
I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.
by Mr.Juan-derful August 01, 2010
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Rand Paul

BP sympathizer and racist running for the U.S. Senate in Kentucky
Rand Paul has said he opposes the Civil Rights Act and that Obama was being "un-American" for criticizing BP over the disaster they created in the Gulf of Mexico.
by Mr.Juan-derful June 29, 2010
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northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show
Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010
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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 30, 2010
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