mr. u-be-u's definitions

NSFF

Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking

1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.

1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farticulty

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008