mr. stab's definitions

Bdig

The God of Light and Hope in the Bongunism religion. Opposite God to Gidb.

"Bdig has brought the morning/lighter."

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Bongunist Party

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.

"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

IBM

I Blow Men.

IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

CNUT

An alternative to FCUK.

"CNUT gear makes you cool!"

by Mr. Stab June 28, 2004

Belgianoid

The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.

The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.

"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

Atom Bong

Extremely powerful weapon which, upon impact, creates a magic mushroom cloud and causes everybody to get high and listen to Bob Marley.

"It's an Atom Bong! The night has been saved!"

by Mr. Stab June 7, 2004