Belgianoid

The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.

The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
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Butt Hound

Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.

Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.
"Dude-you fart sounded like a dog barking!"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
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Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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Solvent abuse

Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.
(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
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Gidb

The God of Darkness and Evil within the Bongunism religion. The God of Light (see Bdig) and the God of Darkness (Gidb) provide a steady karma within the pot-smoking world.
"Ach fuck-no weed..."
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
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Bongunist Party

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.
"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"
by Mr. Stab November 10, 2007
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Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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