Definitions by mr smith

slaver bus

Community Transport mini busses that are used by the mentally handicapped, called so because they slaver on the windows

a ford transit full of slavering retards

slaver bus by mr smith March 6, 2005

blunt

A fan, or anyone connected with Sheffield United Football Club

My mum, Tom Ross...,...,... are blunts

blunt by mr smith March 6, 2005

drum stick 

A cannabis cig, 3 - 4 thin king size papers stook together lengthways, tked at the back, tightly rolled into a slight cone shape, give it a little twist at the end, and it looks like a fucking drum stick

Its just a big spliff

drum stick by mr smith March 6, 2005

Yorkshire 

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer

But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea

Yorkshire by mr smith March 6, 2005

raspberry ripple 

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

raspberry ripple by mr smith March 6, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

poor mans posh wank by mr smith March 6, 2005