mr smith's definitions

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

Yorkshire

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer

But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea

by mr smith March 6, 2005

bbc 2

Blades Business Crew's youth squad

Young Dee dahs who like to fight at matches

by mr smith March 8, 2005

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

dole q

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

by mr smith March 8, 2005