A way used to tell someone who is doing something that is annoying or to tell to just stop whatever they are doing. Often saying can you just stop alone will not be enough to get your message through. For example if the person you want to stop is a annoying person or just highly persistent often it will take multiple can you just stop. In more extreme cases cursing may be needed to get the message through.
Guy:how was your day?
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP
by mr mr jellyman October 31, 2017

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 04, 2018

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.
Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!
Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder
Snack hoarder:can I come?
Shit...
Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder
Snack hoarder:can I come?
Shit...
by mr mr jellyman May 03, 2018

by mr mr jellyman January 10, 2018

A German polar researcher who proposed the continental drift theory. He would make trips to the arctic to prove his theory despite everyone going against him. He made smart claims like how one type of rock was on Asia and the same type of rock was found on America. He published multiple articles but on a trip to the arctic he died of a heart attack when his crew was starving. He unfortunately died before his theory wad proven when submarines went to the sea bed, and they found flowing magma. Proving his theory.
If it weren't for Alfred wegener we would've still though the continents stayed In place since the creation of earth.
by mr mr jellyman January 21, 2018

An expression for into the wilderness
by mr mr jellyman May 03, 2018
