maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

the-most-epic-person

Not you.

You are far from being the-most-epic-person.

by mr electric is god March 24, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

The deep web

Basically the urban dictionary.

The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations. You are so bored you have typed so final keyboard combination needed to release our lord and savour Cthulhu from in slumber in sunken city of R’lyeh. Oh well, as long as you remember the Alamo, You'll be fine.

P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Bob: Hey, how do I alter the space-time continuum?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022