mr electric is god's definitions

dark web

What the urban dictionary is one step away from being.

All it takes for the urban dictionary to become the dark web is for it to become complete anonymous, then all hell will break loose.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

urban thesaurus

something that sounds like a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.

Bob: We should make an urban thesaurus.
Jeff: That's a a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.
Bob: True, true.

by mr electric is god February 27, 2022

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

the-most-epic-person

Not you.

You are far from being the-most-epic-person.

by mr electric is god March 24, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations. You are so bored you have typed so final keyboard combination needed to release our lord and savour Cthulhu from in slumber in sunken city of R’lyeh. Oh well, as long as you remember the Alamo, You'll be fine.

P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Bob: Hey, how do I alter the space-time continuum?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022