maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

The deep web

Basically the urban dictionary.

The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

the-most-epic-person

Not you.

You are far from being the-most-epic-person.

by mr electric is god March 24, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations! Your sheer boredom has convinced our lord and saviour Cthulhu to awaken from his slumber in the sunken city of R’lyeh! In times like these, I suggest you remember the Alamo. And don't forget, thy shall not covet thy neighbours ox.

Bob: How can I denouce Venice?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022

willem dafoe

Someone who just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers up his butthole.

Willem Dafoe is so fucking awesome.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022