When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
Willem Dafoe is so fucking awesome.
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.
Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!
by mr electric is god February 23, 2022
Congratulations! Your sheer boredom has convinced our lord and saviour Cthulhu to awaken from his slumber in the sunken city of R’lyeh! In times like these, I suggest you remember the Alamo. And don't forget, thy shall not covet thy neighbours ox.
Bob: How can I denouce Venice?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons
by mr electric is god February 18, 2022
Congratulations. You are so bored you have typed so final keyboard combination needed to release our lord and savour Cthulhu from in slumber in sunken city of R’lyeh. Oh well, as long as you remember the Alamo, You'll be fine.
P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.
P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Bob: Hey, how do I alter the space-time continuum?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
by mr electric is god February 17, 2022
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