mr electric is god's definitions

the-most-epic-person

Not you.

You are far from being the-most-epic-person.

by mr electric is god March 24, 2022

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

urban thesaurus

something that sounds like a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.

Bob: We should make an urban thesaurus.
Jeff: That's a a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.
Bob: True, true.

by mr electric is god February 27, 2022

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

dark web

What the urban dictionary is one step away from being.

All it takes for the urban dictionary to become the dark web is for it to become complete anonymous, then all hell will break loose.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

The deep web

Basically the urban dictionary.

The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary User

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)

MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022