67 definitions by mr ben

SLA Industries

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.

"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.

by mr ben February 9, 2005

Red October

Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.

"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"

by mr ben February 7, 2005

NOMS

Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.

"Mr Ben, did you see who attacked Mrs Webster with the fire extinguisher?"

"No, I didn't. NOMS."

by mr ben February 8, 2005

satnav woman

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

by mr ben February 8, 2005

machoegotist

One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.

"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"

by mr ben February 7, 2005

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by mr ben February 8, 2005

ickle

A tiny item or person but with a huge amount of cuteness and/or youth attached. Coined by ginger-haired freak Chris Evans during the Nineties.

Ickle may be used in the same way as mister, before the person's name.

"Can you tell me if Ickle Sally working today?"

by mr ben February 9, 2005