mormdavid's definitions

natures veil

the pubic hair that is supposed to hide the vagina from direct view usually triangular in appearance on the hood but less hairy than the unkempt retro-bush but slightly more than the landing strip.

When at the nude beach Mike Hunt prefers natures veil over the fleshy bald va-jay jay

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

bikini bridge

when a girl in a bikini lies down and her hip bones protrude well past their flat stomach causing their bikini bottom to stretch across and gap is formed for a beautiful view of their vaginal front also referred to as hood.

When I see a bikini bridge It makes my whole day better!

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

pikini

a see-thru bikini or any bikini that gives a peek of something that should be covered, including but not limited to labia, pubic hair, nipples, bikini bridge, etc

That lady has inadvertently purchased a pikini because it is see-thru when it gets wet!

by mormdavid March 28, 2015

meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team

The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!

by mormdavid March 28, 2015

Voter's Remorse

When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!

I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .

by mormdavid November 9, 2016

Pandora the Explorer

This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.

My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.

by mormdavid December 11, 2016