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Definitions by morgan

Hooters Bear 

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.
Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear
Hooters Bear by Morgan August 27, 2003
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good
this tv is sooo goodly!
goodly by morgan August 22, 2003
great, fantastic, sick-narly, pro
that was a solid effort
solid by morgan August 22, 2003

midnight steamer 

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.
That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!
midnight steamer by morgan August 15, 2003

fortune cookie 

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
fortune cookie by MORGAN August 11, 2003
slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively
you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance
SPOKES by morgan August 8, 2003

stinky stan 

the act of suprising someone by shoving your finger up someones butt.
she jumped 5 feet in the air when i gave her that stinky stan
stinky stan by morgan August 8, 2003