morgan's definitions

a jesus (said together)

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

by Morgan June 29, 2004

ac -10

To kick ass.

I'm fairly certain that the AC-10 Award, which comes from Goldeneye and Timesplitters, is a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. AC stands for Armor Class. The lower the AC number, the stronger the armor i.e. -10 being very very high. Thus, one who won the AC-10 award in Goldeneye and Timesplitters was one who horded the armor. However, since the games' makers nenver explained what the award means, it seems like it was doled out to whoever kicked the most ass (which one tends to do when one hordes armor). Thus, as both games are very popular, AC-10 has moved into the popular lexicon to mean "ass-kicker."

"I got the AC-10 award the other day on that presentation."

by Morgan April 9, 2004

Lissie

lissie is like the greatest girl I know. She's always been there for me. seriously, if anyone thinks differently, than you've got problems.

she totally saved me from getting used by my hot ex.

by Morgan February 24, 2005

good one

expression used when someone has done something really dumb.

Courtney trips and falls on her face
Morgan says "good wiiin"

by morgan October 30, 2003

cerm

the mixture of cum and sperm

bob u just cermed in my mouth.

by morgan May 13, 2005

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

by Morgan March 10, 2005