Definitions by monte
ardsley
ardsley is one sq mile, where everybody knows everybody elses shit, no secrets are kept, and more than half the hs smokes weed on a daily basis. Also, home of monte, the smartest kid ever, also, DAVE BROWN once looked at me
im from ah-rdsley bc im rich
baloo
Residents of Germany who unjustifiably antagonize those with faster vehicles, usually out of jealousy either of said vehicle, or more likely, of the penis.