30 definitions by monica

Democracy

Democracy is where any two idiots can vote out a genius.

George Bush was elected for a second term over Kerry

by monica April 10, 2005

Redneck

a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.

george w. bush

by monica August 15, 2003

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by monica February 24, 2005

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.

teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~

by monica September 6, 2004

cha cha

female sex organ

Call me before you come over so I can shave my cha cha.

by monica December 16, 2002

word

1. adj. In agreement or support.

2. n. (variation) A greeting

1. "That stuff was disgusting!"
"Word!"

2. "Word, Diane."

by monica March 20, 2005

imeldific

Coined after name of former first-lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos, who is known world-wide for having the most shoes in the world.

She had a shoe collection that met imeldific standards.

by monica March 1, 2004