Definitions by mong returns
food fuck
food fuck by mong returns November 25, 2017
double relief
When you've been busting to take a dump and a piss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. The feeling of massive relief is thoroughly liberating.
Jackie: I drank too much at Taco Bell last night and feel horrible
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!
Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!
Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!
double relief by mong returns October 12, 2016
Case of the Tuesdays
Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.
Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!
Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.
Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!
Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.
Case of the Tuesdays by mong returns September 10, 2012
stroking on the stroke
When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
stroking on the stroke by mong returns January 10, 2012
through my eyes, out my ass
The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
through my eyes, out my ass by mong returns August 18, 2011
Pink Aura
The general feeling you get while interacting with a guy that makes it obvious he's a girl trapped in a man's body.
Jane felt Mark's pink aura not only from his purple tight pants but also his incessant banter about American Idol
Pink Aura by mong returns December 2, 2010