NFC

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 08, 2009

neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 06, 2009

The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 08, 2009

A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 03, 2009