fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

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photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 06, 2009

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to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 21, 2012

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a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 09, 2009

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I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

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carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

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A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 03, 2009

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