21 definitions by momus the sarcastic

bandal

bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.

Prominent bandals: Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin.

by momus the sarcastic August 15, 2009

FiDi

The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.

My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.

by momus the sarcastic August 6, 2009

NFC

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

by momus the sarcastic October 9, 2009

cungly

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

by momus the sarcastic June 2, 2009

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by momus the sarcastic December 8, 2009

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by momus the sarcastic December 8, 2009

thursing

Slowing sipping your drink when you're really thirsty.

She: I thought that Bill was really thirsty but he's only sipping his beer.
He: Yeah. He's thursing it.

by momus the sarcastic November 26, 2009