mofo 's definitions

baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

by mofo April 1, 2003

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 10, 2003

a song

a piece of music

play us a song

by mofo February 29, 2004

ganondorfish

Something that's weird and/or cool in an evil, lazy, destructive, dark, dirty, and crude way; badass.

Dude, Stratofortress is so ganondorfish!

PC Chris acts all ganondorfish in the morning.

You never take showers?? That's so ganondorfish.

Do these gauntlets make me look ganondorfish, or is it just me?

by Mofo September 2, 2004

ash wednesday

1. start of lent
2. Aust. Refers to ASh wednesday fires.

ash wednesday was last week

by mofo February 29, 2004

dilt

when your dick is so same it is not Physically possible for you to wank

mum get me the tweezers

by mofo May 27, 2003