moco & p-phat's definitions

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Mattress Mamboo

Fucking, banging, having sex

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

({•})

Pussy, twat, cunt, beaver, vagina

( ) = labia majora
{ } = labia minora
• = clit

All straight guys love ({•}) !!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Swab Her Poop Deck

Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Pussy Racist

A guy that will only tap broads of a certain color

P-Phat, a pussy racist, would not go down on the black broad but MOCO dove in tongue first.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008