Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Sexsational

The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex

The fuck fest was sexsational!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth

When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Going Balls Deep Butt Good

When a guy ass fucks a chick and his balls slap against her ass cheeks; ass fucking to the hilt

After the Saints won the Super Bowl, Reggie Bush celebrated by Going Balls Deep Butt Good on Kim Kardashian's phat ass!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010