moco & p-phat's definitions

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Cooter-Shooter

A guy fucking a chick - when his cock explodes, he shoots his load either in or on a chick's twat (cooter)

John Holmes: I will be your cooter-shooter!

Chick: Hell yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Cock Hoe

A hoe obsessed with cock; a whore

Yvette is a cock hoe!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Stinkie von Stankovich

Big Baller; a guy who fucks a lot - he gets his stank on

Dude 1: How many chicks have you fucked?

Dude 2: Over a 1,000

Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!

Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig

by MOCO & P-Phat October 19, 2011

Happy-Juice

Semen, cum, jizz

Semen Therapy

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Turd Herd

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007