N-T-A-C

No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud

Snooki is a N-T-A-C!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Jizz Toss

Aiming your climax to toss (shoot) it (your jizz) into your broad's mouth (Best used with The Footlong)

Edith caught MOCO's jizz toss last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Canadian Crème Sickle

Stroking a hot broad’s pussy with a Cherry Popsicle until she juices it (creams it) – you then eat the Creamed Sickle as well as her pussy! – Bon appétit !

We've had the best Canadian Crème Sickles in Montréal and Québec (City)!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Giggity-Giggity

Interjection that means "hell yeah" or "damn right"

Peter Griffin: Quagmire, did you hit that last night?

Quagmire: Giggity-Giggity!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008