Definitions by moco & p-phat

Mish-Cunt 

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt

My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!

Mish-Cunt by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Smoking It to the Nub 

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

Smoking It to the Nub by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

OKC Steamer 

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

OKC Steamer by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Black Myth 

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

Black Myth by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jizz Toss 

Aiming your climax to toss (shoot) it (your jizz) into your broad's mouth (Best used with The Footlong)

Edith caught MOCO's jizz toss last night!

Jizz Toss by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

The Footlong 

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

The Footlong by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jizz-Bomb 

A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone

I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!

Jizz-Bomb by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008