26 definitions by moby doug

agnausea

The inability to puke at the sight or smell of the nauseating.

Vile, agnauseating warthog. You disgust me so much I can't even hurl.

by moby doug August 25, 2009

rough stuff

A sex partner of either gender who's a bit rough around the edges.

Gwendolyn's a bit of rough stuff. Last night she tore Nigel's kugelsack with her canines.

by moby doug July 20, 2009

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by moby doug April 25, 2010

clamdiggers

Super tight, pubis pinching, lady pants.

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.

by moby doug April 24, 2010

kleptopia

A place of theft, a den of thieves.

If the U.S. Congress is not a kleptopia, what is?

Well, ...Wall Street.

Wall Street is a MEGAkleptopia, you rube.

by moby doug December 25, 2010