by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.
by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

Candy's tawdry trick rags....and body... look so '70's. She needs a complete update, but she ain't gonna get it.
by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.
by Moby Doug December 25, 2010
