Definitions by moby doug

rootie kazootie 

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

rootie kazootie by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Baldy 

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

Baldy by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

sansvestite 

(noun) One who traipses about the streets sans-a-belt and everything else.

Lady Godiva was the town's leading sansvestite.

sansvestite by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

sans-a-belt 

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

sans-a-belt by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

lipopotamus 

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

lipopotamus by Moby Doug January 24, 2009